My favourite off-sick email

yeah mate I've been getting your texts but I don't think you are getting mine. I texted you a couple of times this morning. They'll probably come through later. But I'm still feeling like shit and throwing up but now my throat is all swallen from throwing up so much and It's kind of my own fault for getting ill because I decided to eat this chicken that was 4 days out of date but I was sooo hungry I had to eat it. It smelt pretty wrong but people are always telling me the best before dates are always set earlier to protect the supermarkets so i just ate it. A pretty stupid decsion with heinsight.  
Sir Bobalot

Sir Bobalot

Sir Bobalot is the lifetime's work of a family man. Written for family and friends. Although not a social man his info can be found on Google Plus. This blog is largely about social acceptance.

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